Celebreality, a special genre of television that VH1 provides. Where in the world did that come from?! It first started out back in 2003, when the first celebreality show The Surreal Life premiered. However, the first season of The Surreal Life premiered on the WB (now CW), but later switched to VH1. The Surreal Life later brought influences and creations of new (and retarded) Celebreality shows. Here's an example:
Flavor Flav was a cast member of the third season of The Surreal Life with Brigitte Nielsen. After "falling in love" on the show, Flav and Nielsen decided to start a pointless spin-off called Strange Love. Then after their love ended, Flav decided on creating a show similar to The Bachelor called Flavor of Love. He would eliminate hopeless singles until he found the right one for him. Flav would give the singles special nicknames to go by to make his experience interesting. In the final episode of the first season, he had to choose between the final two: Tiffany "New York" Pollard and Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander. Flav ended up choosing Hoopz and left New York behind. Unfortunately, his love with Hoopz ended later on and he decided on making a second season of the show. The second season was just another waste of time. New York came back to beat all the new faces of the second season. As time went by and more and more singles went "bye-bye", it ended up between New York (again) and Chandra "Deelishis" Davis. New York lost AGAIN, but once again Flav and Deelishis did not last. What a waste of television!
New York felt incredibly heart broken and decided she wanted to make her own version of The Bacherlorette called I Love New York. She found love in the first season but ended up insulting her final choice and ended up heart broken... again. A second season emerged and she ended up with someone, but that didn't work out and soon a new season will be called New York Goes To Hollywood. How pointless.
Poison's lead singer, Bret Michaels, eventually copied Flavor Flav and New York's idea to create his own version called Rock of Love with Bret Michaels. First season... of course a waste of time because it did not work out between him and winner Jes Rickleff. Sigh. A second season was created and he ended up being with Ambre Lake. I wonder if they're still together.
The contestants of Flavor of Love became the contestants of another meaningless spin-off called Flavor of Love Girls: Charm School... and I hear there may be a new second season, Rock of Love Girls: Charm School 2.
That's too many shows... all result from Flavor Flav. I blame it on him why there are multiple spin-offs just from the third season of The Surreal Life.
Other shows that followed:
Flavor of Love 3
The Surreal Life: Fame Games
My Fair Brady
I Love Money
Celebra Cadabra
Hogan Knows Best
Celebrity Fit Club
Breaking Bonaduce
Celebrity Paranormal Project
Ego Trip's Miss Rap Supreme
Gene Simmons' Rock School
Ice-T's Rap School
I Know My Kid's a Star
Kept
Mission: Man Band
The Pick-up Artist
The Salt-N-Pepa Show
Scott Baio Is 45...and Single
Scott Baio Is 46...and Pregnant
Scott Baio Is 45...and Single
Scott Baio Is 46...and Pregnant
Shooting Sizemore
Viva Hollywood!
... and many more!
There's just way too much. It's so annoying and pointless, just like the little short-lived jingle they had. "There's no place like Celebreality. There's no place like Celebreality!"
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